Why do I keep doing this to myself? Why do I keep watching these low-budget CGI-fests?
Well, to answer my own question, there's always a chance they might be entertaining. And if all else fails, hey! I have some material for the blog.
For some strange reason I find it easier to write about films that suck. A good film finds me struggling to explain why you should trust my opinion and watch it while for a bad film I can just let rip. "Piranahaconda" is easy to write about.
If you haven't guessed yet, "Piranhaconda" fails at being entertaining. Let me explain why with this handy, illustrated checklist:
Dodgy CGI: Yes.
Dubious acting: Yes
Characters utterly failing to notice something the size of locomotive creeping up on them: Yes