Note the word "Attempt"
And I'm going to start at the bottom. Several bottoms in fact, because today I'm going to do a post I've been threatening for years. An entire collection of Metal album covers starring womens' butt-cheeks and nothing but butt-cheeks. I was honestly amazed at how many there are.
Slippery - First Blow (Brazil 2012)
Commentary is probably not a good idea. There's not a lot I can say without resorting to "Carry On" jokes.
Bash Nasty - Vinyl EP (USA 2001)
Burdel King - ¡Ladran, Luego Cabalgamos! (Spain 2011)
In case you haven't noticed yet, the degree of cheek-coverage is steadily going down.
Leave now if this is going to be a problem.
Blood God - No Brain, But Balls! (Germany 2012)
Neither brain nor balls on display here. Just saying.
Sinner - Touch of Sin (Germany 1985)
Sinner - Touch of Sin 2 (Germany 2013)
Praying to the Butt God, I see.
Beautiful Beast - California Suntan (USA 2012)
Loudness - Dragon (Japan 1998)
I bet I could do at least another post just on bums...
..but I probably shouldn't.