Wednesday, 10 May 2017

The Eurovision Metal Contest 2017 (Group 1)

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 The eyes of the world are once again drawn to the annual event that is the Eurovision Song Contest, where the nations of Europe (And Israel. And several states in the Caucasus. And ...err...Australia.) come together in a glorious celebration of song, spectacle, silly outfits and dubious voting practices.

  And as is my annual custom I'm going to do my own version. 

Here are the rules.
1. The song must contain the word "Metal" or some variation thereof. (See the enormous header.)
2. It must be a song I have never posted before. (Which can make life awkward)
3. It must be from within the last 10 years. (A rule I'm quite flexible on, actually.)
4. Songs will be posted in small batches. (Because I'm lazy)
5. If I don't post a song from a particular country it's only because I can't find one. (Laziness again.)

So here we go with the first batch. Enjoy.  

Australia

Archaize - Metal Exorcism (2014)



Credit to: Matt Tyson


Portugal

Autopsya - Thrash Metal Army (2013)


Honour to: Bruno Terrosa


Finland

Night Crime - Metal Pollution (2014)



Credit to: Antti Heikenen

And you can exepect to see that cover in an upcoming edition of Heavy Metal Cover Girls.


Czech Republic.

 Falcar - The Metal Crusade (2016)



Netherlands

Chainsaw- Metal Commandments (2013)


Credit to: ChainsawHellYeah

That's it for this round but expect more to some.
Exactly how many depends on whether I can find songs for Azerbaijan and San Marino and
whether I decide to sneak in some other random countries. Indonesia for instance.

That's all folks. 


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