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Saturday, 21 March 2026

Film Review: Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space (2022)

 

Two visitors from the Planet Crabulon come to Earth seeking...something... we never quite find out. Their first contact with humanity goes horribly wrong and leads to the Aliens going on a cocaine-fuelled orgy of violence.

 Can a disgraced detective and a pet-store worker stop them before the world is overrun by coked up crustaceans?  

This was an experience. 

Whatever I was expecting from a film called "Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space",  the reality was something different. 

To begin with, this clearly has no budget. I've seen plenty of low-budget films before (Check out this page for a selection:  FILMS ) but this doesn't even have that level of budget. 

 Case in point: the Alien crabs are plastic toys, occasionally being lobbed at their human victims by somebody offscreen.  

The human cast are enthusiastic amateurs and the production crew is basically one guy called Chuck. (who also stars and possibly made the coffee & sandwiches too.) 

Before you go away thinking that I hated this movie, not so fast. 

No, this is not a "good" movie.  Then again, with this sort of backyard project, normal definitions of "good", "bad" and "Sane" don't really apply. 

Somewhat to my surprise, I sort of enjoyed it.  It definitely was an interesting 83 minutes. I think what helped is that "..Crabs" takes the basic idea and the lack of FX budget and just goes for it.  

The two leads are easy to like too. As are the crazed killer crabs.  You might be baffled, but you won't be bored. 

To sum up:  Approach with caution and low expectations and see what happens


That's All Folks

Sunday, 8 March 2026

The Metal Project: Metal Makes The Future

 

The Metal Project

The header above pretty much says it all but since I haven't done one of these posts in forever, let me quickly explain.  This all started not long after I'd started this blog.  I was thinking "I wonder how many songs with Metal in the title I can find on Youtube?"

It turned out that the answer was "A lot."

Like, seriously a lot.  As of last counting, I'd found 1691.  If you want a proper list check out this page here: Song List

(Not all of them are still up on Youtube because of that platform's distressing propensity for nuking accounts. Sorry.) 

Anyway, that brings me to todays ever so belated update. Here's a selection of songs and I sincerely hope you find something you like.

Whistle Horse - Mexican Metal Force (Mexico 2026)


 Honour to: NWOTHMFullAlbums


Freedom Call - Heavy Metal Happycore (Germany 2026)



Bullet - Chained By Metal (Sweden 2026)

Honour to: Steamhammer Records


Phantom Excaliver - Metal Makes The Future (Japan 2025)


Steel Sentinel - Pedal to The Metal (Mexico 2013)

Honour to: Steel Sentinel

That'll do it for tonight. If I have my calculations right, one more post and I'll be past the 1700 mark. I also reckon I have enough songs to keep this going for several years yet.  

In fact, I think Youtube is adding songs faster than I can post them. Yikes.

That's All Folks.