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Thursday 8 November 2012

Album Covers And Warrior Women

 I thought it was about time I pulled out another selection of album covers featuring tooled-up young ladies.  I'll start with a band that don't really fit under the label "Heavy Metal"
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Ten -Stormwarning (UK 2011)
Is she a warrior-princess contemplating the city she just put to the sword and the flame?
Or is our heroine gazing upon her destroyed home for the last time and planning vengeance?
Personally I think she's wondering who nicked her trousers.

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Ten - Heresy and Creed (UK 2012)
I suspect this is not a historically accurate depiction of the Crusades.

Metalium - As One (Chapter Four) (Germany 2004)

Frankly she doesn't need a sword. With all those blades and spikes sticking out of her, 
she'd kill you just by brushing past in a corridor.  

Metalium - Demons Of Insanity (Chapter Five) (Germany  2005)

See? What did I tell you? She wasn't watching where she was going and her 
shoulder-spikes burst that...giant-ass egg-thing. 
 Now the place is a right mess and her Evil Overlord parents are going to be home any minute. 

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 Bloodthorn - Onwards Into Battle (Norway 1999) 

She could never understand why guys didn't want to talk to her.

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 Dragonforce-Valley Of the Damned (UK 2003)

Note that the horses are behind the chariot. 
This was a major design flaw and led to some embarrassing accidents

And finally

martine beswick metal album cover

Thor - El Pacto (Argentina 1985)

Look at the picture above.
Now look at this still of Martine Beswick from the 1966 Hammer flick "Prehistoric Women". 

prehistoric women
Cunningly giving her a spear and a scale mail loincloth seems to
 have been enough to stave off the lawyers.

 That's all for now folks.

3 comments:

  1. Always love beautifully strong women in armor. Sometimes you can find a nice shot that doesn't just look like exploitation and find one that really makes you want to write a story behind her.

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  2. Yes, I agree. Strong and well muscled women turn me on. You know, they'll arm wrestle you for the remote control......well, sort of. In that regard Martine Beswick is ideal......and yes, a real Boadicea type if ever there was.....!

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    1. Stay tuned because I have plenty more where they came from.

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