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Monday, 19 May 2014

Heavy Metal Cover Girls: Girls with Guns pt 2

 Back in the 1980s Tommy Shaw did an album called "Girls With Guns" but then messed up big time by utterly failing to have a girl with a gun on the cover. Tommy, I am disappointed in you.
  To make up for it, as promised, here's a second installment of Rock/Metal covers on the theme "Woman + Gun = Coolness"

  Dave Evans And Nitzinger - Revenge

femme fatale with gun
As a general rule of thumb, if somebody wears a skull ring, do not piss them off. 

 The next two eschew the traditional pistol in favour of more firepower.

M-16 - Locked and Reloaded 

Woman with m-16
Paying tribute to the classic 80s action movie posters, I see. 
That explains the hair. 

Nuclear Strikes - Megastorm Eye

Woman destroys city
Ok, I think you can stop killing people now. 
You've made your point.

Murder Bay - Never Was An Angel

 Woman lingerie handgun
This would be romantic if it wasn't for the frigging gun. 
Kinkiness levels approaching "Worrying", methinks.

 Shotgun Wedding - If You Only Knew (USA 1998)

woman bridal lingerie shotgun
Getting some real mixed messages here. So I'm just going to back away slowly.

Tango Down - Identity Crisis (USA 2012)

Sexy woman with gun
You know US schools are getting messed up when teachers resort to an extreme
 version of "The Carrot And The Stick" to get the little sods to pay attention. 

LA Guns - Golden Bullets (USA 2003)

CD Cover girl with pistol art
Isn't there supposed to be a skirt with that outfit? 

The Vibes - 45 Minutes To Go (Switzerland 2011)

Rock album cover woman holding man at gunpoint
One of these people has trouble taking a hint. Can you guess which one?  

That's all folks

2 comments:

  1. Shotgun wedding BigD....what a nice down home touch.
    (& that hairdo on M16 really is something else.)
    Cheers, ic

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  2. I think I prefer 80s hair to some of the lopsided creations around these days. What the hell is all that about?

    Was it started by a drunk haridresser who accidentally cut off 4 inches too much on one side then decided "Screw it I'll just tell her all the cool people are wearing it like that."?

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