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Tuesday 14 July 2020

A Surfeit Of Dip

I currently have what can only be described as a First Word Problem.

I like Pizza. A lot.  I like getting the £5 Pizza meal deal from Tesco. I really like the two for one pizza deal from my local pizza place.   This is not the problem.

The problem is, every time I get the £5 meal deal I have to get a stack of dips with it (otherwise the deal doesn't work). Every time I get the takeaway pizza I get a dip with each one. Garlic and herb dip every time.

I don't like garlic and herb dip. I don't know what to do with the ever increasing pile of garlic and herb dips in my fridge besides throwing them away and I was always taught that wasting food was wrong.

.   Cuddly bunny for scale. 

Seriously, what the bloody hell do I do with all this bloody Garlic And Herb dip? 

2 comments:

  1. Stack 5 and tie a pretty ribbon around them. Then give it as a gift!! Poke a hole in the seal and insert a wick. Viola!! Garlic and herb candles!

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