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Wednesday, 9 July 2014

Heavy Metal Cover Girls: Motorcycle Mamas

  Hello and welcome to another edition of Heavy Metal Cover Girls, a semi-regular feature where I post a bunch of Rock/Mertal album covers loosely connected by a vague theme. And by the fact that there's always a decorative young lady front and centre, obviously.

 Today the theme is "Motorbikes"

Go ahead and get the joke out of your system. You know the one I'm talking about. Something about "Throbbing"

Ready to ride? Then let's go.

 Аметист -  Путь (Latvia 2011)

(Amethyst - Path )
 Thanks to government cutbacks the famous Route 66 has had to be downsized.

This is also the last person here who is anywhere near being fully dressed. 

Fatum - Mania Szybkosci (Poland 1989)

album cover woman riding motorbike
I quite like this one - she really looks like she's having fun. 
Bonus points for actually riding the bike rather than just posing on it. 

Want to know what the band sound like?
Honour to: rsspoland

Not bad.

Dogs n Bones - Lost Gone Wild (Italy 2008)

woman leather motorbike cartoon
She spent so much on the boots that she couldn't afford the rest of the protective gear.

Belfast - Dream Machine (USA 1994)

rock album cover sexy woman motorbike
Another one riding in her underwear
And why are none of these people wearing helmets? 

Firenote -S/t - (Finland 2009)

heavy metal album cover motorbike woman
That's a bit more like it...

Oi... hang on a minute...

How the hell do you forget to put your underpants on? 

The band has a song called "She stole my speedos" 
I can only conclude that the young lady involved finally noticed that her arse was freezing. 

 Honour to: saunci

Karma To Burn - Karma To Burn Slight Reprise (USA 2012)

topless woman and motorbike
Chelsea was a safe rider. Never had an accident in her life.
Saw an awful lot happen right in front of  her though. 

Poison - Hollyweird (USA 2002)

nude woman on motorbike
At this point the hat and boots are just for show, aren't they?

She went on to become the first person ever busted for flashing back at a speed camera

That's all folks. 

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