Friday 1 November 2024

Book Review: Django Wexler: How To Become The Dark Lord And Die Trying (2024)

Django Wexler; How To Become The Dark Lord And Die Trying

 "Davi has done this all before. She's tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she's rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she's killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she's been defeated every time.


This time? She's done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that's who she needs to be. It's Davi's turn to play on the winning side."

  I picked this one up purely because of the title, The author happily admits that it is inspired by the current wave of Isekai manga.

  To explain Isekai for those who have no bloody idea - ordinary dude from our world gets dumped into a fantasy world where he ends up being the hero needed to stop the Big Bad. It's nearly always a dude too. 

Well in this case, our "hero" is a heroine with a good line in snarky inner monologue, a tendency to throw footnotes about with cheerful abandon and a healthy libido.

  Davi is also really, really sick of  her efforts to save the realm ending in a messy death and yet another rebirth/reset. Hence the whole "Fuck this hero shit, let's go down the Sith route instead."

 Despite this, Davi is actually very easy to like and less of a jerkass than most heroes these days.  Big plus point, believe me. 

  I can't honestly describe this as the sort of book that makes you go "Wow." Not quite on that plateau but not far underneath. 

What you do get is  a story that moves along with a nice mix of action, flashes of humour and some interesting takes on what it really means to lead people. I was entertained the whole way through and will be keeping an eye out for book #2. 

Saturday 10 August 2024

Heavy Metal Cover Girls - Actually Wearing Armour

 Hello and welcome to another edition of Heavy Metal Cover Girls. 

 There's a very good reason why I keep posting album covers with women warriors on them. Heavy metal artists have created lot and lot of them. At this point I think I've done six posts and I could easily do another ten more. 
 
 But today I fancied doing something a bit different. Out of all the pics I have saved, amongst all the chain-mail bikinis and topless amazons, how many of these women are actually wearing proper armour. 

 I found six 


Ok then, let's dive in, shall we?

Fiona - Greatest Hits (USA 2009)

Fiona - Greatest Hits

This one is cheating a bit because somebody just recycled a bit of Dragonlance artwork.
It's also an odd choice for an artist who has no fantasy influences in her music whatsoever.  

Savage Grace - Sign of the Cross (USA 2023)


Savage Grace - Sign of the cross

Not wearing a helmet but to be honest, I don't know how she'd get all that hair under a bascinet anyway. 
The rest of the harness seems pretty realistic though. 
 I do want to know the story with the bloody guy at her feet. 
Friend? Enemy? 
Is she offering the late rites or telling him "I told you I'd get my revenge."


Scythia - Lineage (Canada 2016)

Scythia - Lineage
 In a rare example, she is wearing more armour than he is and look how that worked out.



Simacota - Suando El Silencio Se Rompe  (Colombia 2017)


Why are none of them wearing a damn helmet? 
Anyway, a nice samurai-influenced rig that protects most of the important bits and the 
designer has resisted the urge  to add a boob-window, boob plates or massive shoulderpads. 
I approve. 

A Sound of Thunder - Only One Can Rule EP ( USA 2024)


A Sound of Thunder - only one can rule

I guess she couldn't find a helmet that fit her horns.
I also feel those spikes on her should plates are more a menace to her than the enemy.
Minor Quibbles.  

This last one is stretching it a bit but I want to emphasise something here.

Even though her armour is apparently put together from bits found in the bin,
she is still wearing more armour than normal.  

Soleil Moon - Warrior (USA 2019)


 You're not wearing any padding so that's gonna chafe you to buggery. 
Maybe once you kill that wizard, you can upgrade to some leg armour too. 

For those of you missing the chainmail bikinis, normal (fan)service will be resumed next time I do one of these. 
Or I might post Gorgons instead. We shall see how I feel. 

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