WTF? Japan.

 I have a rule that runs like this: No matter what the weirdest thing you have ever seen might be, the Japanese will find a way to top it.

 A more concise version: 

In support of this theory I shall offer the following evidence:

NSFW

 Well you have to admire the choreography if nothing else.

Bloke in leather teaches kids to cook while wiggling disturbingly

Japan is known for some of the most technical, hardhitting wrestling in the world.

And then there's stuff like this:

And this;

The prosecution rests.