Thursday, 6 April 2017

The Metal Project: Short and Savage

Metal songs about metal

    Metal bands have always loved a good epic. Rhyme Of the Ancient Mariner, One, Victim of Changes... a whole bunch of Dream Theater songs....basically a chance to fit in some extended soling, Proggy time changes and two and a half pages of lyrics.

 Then there's bands that go the other way. Bands that take the stripped down, no frills approach of Punk and file it down even further.  Throw in a vicious sense of humour and you have the bands I'm posting today.

Every single one of these songs has the word "Metal" in the title. 

Just don't expect the usual fist-in-the air stuff.

Morbid Axe -Metal God is Gay  (Japan 2007)

(Well I did warn you.)

Honour to: FissoNoise666

Adrenicide - Metal Fucking Metal (UK 2011)


Honour to: Sillykid721

Coffin Born - Piano Metal (USA 2002)

(I don't normally do instrumentals but this one is...interesting)
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Honour to: Dave Smith


Bursa Lamb - Beee Metal (Greece 2014)

(A band that describe their sound as "Intergalactic deathsheep lounge music".)


Honour to: Bursa lamb

The Anal Treatment XXXperience - Black Metal Boy-Toy (Greece 2014)

(I am anticipating some novel search queries coming my way because of this one.)

Honour to: Analos Blastatos


Captain Cleanoff - Life Metal (Australia 2008)


Honour to: The Grind Show

Have you noticed that these are getting shorter and shorter?

Blister Unit - Gunmetal (USA 2010)


Honour to: CrazyMetalZombie


Scholastic Death- We Think Metal Music Is Awesome But... (USA? 2004)

(Probably more punk than Metal but fuck it.
Their Final Examiner album had 44 tracks on it!)


Honour to: Sillykid721


Total Fucking Destruction - Fear Of A Black Metal Planet (USA 2000)



Honour to: The Grind Show


And finally...

Shyshit - Cream Metal (Canada 2011)


It took longer to post that song than it did to listen to it!

Honour to: ShyshitFactory

That's all folks


2 comments:

  1. Hi Big D,

    "Metal God is Gay" - love it - what a title! Shit song though! Give me a monster Dream Theater epic any day!

    :o)

    Cheers

    PM

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    1. Yeah..definitely some examples of "Nice song title, shame about the tune." happening here.

      I might do some epics next time around.

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