Hello there Youtube, you got a minute for a little chat?
We've been together for quite a while now and while for the most part it's been great - I honestly don't know what I'd do without you giving me a regular supply of music, dogs and memes - there are a few things I wanted to bring up.
Starting with:
1. Adverts.
We both knew this one was coming, didn't we? Look, I am OK with you needing to make a profit but 50 minutes of unskippable ads before every video? 30 minutes of unskippable adverts every 15 minutes? Calm it down will you?
Also, I am a 55 year old man. Why am I getting adverts for beauty products and tampons?
Are you trying to tell me something?
2. Youtube Premium
This is never going to happen. Accept it and move on.
3. The Algorithm.
Please stop recommending me things I have already watched. Jeez, that gets frustrating after a while.
4. AI Music Videos
...Are creepy and disturbing. Make them stop.
5. Deleted videos
Lastly, I'd like to make a suggestion. Can you please add a feature where I can remove deleted/private videos from a playlist without having to go through each and every one? Cheers.
Now that wasn't so bad, was it?
Let's sit down with a cuppa and some hobnobs, and find a video of people failing at parkour.
Sound like a plan?
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