Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Heavy Metal Cover Girls: More Water Babes.

 Normally I like to mix things up on this blog. I'll do a Cover girls feature, then a Metal project then some other stuff and so on and so on.   But this week I'm doing something a bit different.

Every couple of days I'm going to do a Heavy Metal Cover Girls post, just to see if people like it.

Let me know what you think. In the meantime, let's have some more bathing beauties - Metal style.

Stretching the definition of metal a wee bit...

Blessthefall - Awakening (USA 2011)

rock cd cover beautiful woman water
 A cover that's quite dynamic but I'm vaguely worried that she might actually be drowning.
And what on earth is that thing on a string?

The band are Metalcore - not something I post very often. 



Arachnes - Apocalypse (Italy 2002)

fantasy woman spiderweb.

At first sight this looks like somebody having a really bad day.
Tied to posts.
 In the sea.
Right under a giant-ass spiderweb
And something with way too many heads is bearing down on her.

Then you look a little closer and discover that she's not actually tied to the posts,
so presumably our heroine is there because she wants to be.
Besides, see the wings? She can piss off whenever she feels like it.
I'm guessing this is the angelic version of those weird Youtube challenges
where people eat cactii or get tazed in the balls.




Widow - Life's Blood (USA 2011)

evil nun bloody
It's water.
It's just water
It's just water and it's that colour because of the setting sun...
You're not buying it either, are you?
Let's move on.





Kliodna - Set Me Free Ep (Belarus 2014

Another cover I rather like.  You can feel her delight at escaping. 
Of course you then start wondering who she's escaping from and what she did to end up there in the first place. 
Rule #1 when dealing with non-humans. Just because she's gorgeous and naked, it doesn't mean she isn't dangerous. 




Galaktika - Последний летний деньдень EP (Russia 2012)

sexy album cover nude woman
There's an awful lot of naked bums on metal album covers.
I bet I could put together an entire post, just on bums.
If you do want to see an entire post of bums, let me know.

I couldn't find a suitable track on Youtube. sorry.

Lastly, and certainly the most trippy...



Traumer - The Great Metal Storm (Brazil 2014)

I like the cover.
I have no idea how it fits the title or indeed what the Belgium is going on...
But I do like the cover.




That's all folks.

I'm fairly certain I'm going to fit the remaining posts this week into the themes "Earth", "Fire" and "Air"

Unless I find something I want to do more, obviously.

Right now my inner voice is screaming at me to do "Bums" and I don't think i'm strong enough to fight him off.


6 comments:

  1. Rear admirable idea.

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  2. definitely preferable to The Waterboys

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  3. Think I'm falling in love with the front woman of Kliodna...........

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  4. Sexist I know, but I can't see this blog ever posting pics of damp, underdressed young men.

    Waterboys...meh.

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