Sunday, 31 July 2016

Heavy Metal Cover Girls: Witchy Women.

My plan was to do an HMCG  post every day for a week but thanks to some unforeseen complications last nights' post didn't happen.  Drat.

So to make up for it, here's some Heavy Metal album covers with sexy witches. Clothing may be optional.

 Graveshadow - Nocturnal Resurrection. (USA 2015)sexy witch album cover

  Just because somebody is ripping somebody from their eternal rest 
(and having fun doing so) does not mean that this young lady is a Bad Witch.

You don't really believe that either, do you?

Graveshadow are a Symphonic Metal outfit featuring the same Heather Michele Smith who did such wonderful work  with Helion Prime.
Here she gets to show off her growling talents as well.

It pleases me to see the keyboardist doing the classic Greg Giuffria crucifix pose.

Amulance - Unleash the Beast (USA 2015)Sexy + witch + werewolf + metal album

Step One: Summon your werewolf.
Step Two: Stop your werewolf from eating your face.
Step Three: Get the werewolf to do your bidding
Step Four: Get the werewolf to go away again without eating your face.

Two and Four are the tricky ones.

Amulance are USPM. 

Another one with a werewolf now. 

Magica -Wolves & Witches (Romania 2008)

Did she just kick him in the arse?
I think she did just kick a werewolf in the arse.
No wonder he looks angry. 
I mean, werewolves always look angry but damn, he looks pissed

Magica are Melodic/Power metal.

I think it's time we had a Good Witch.

Koven - Una Nueva Esperanza Ep (Spain 2009)

"Una Nueva Esperanza" means "A New Hope" so I'm confident that this is a loving White Witch mother giving her infant a bath. 
If the words "Desecration", "Flesh" or "Satan"  were on there I'd be more worried. Or the word "Soup" for that matter.

Koven are Female Fronted Power Metal who sing in Spanish. 


Axewitch - Pray For Metal EP (Sweden 1982)topless sexy witch album cover

Not just a witch but an Axe Witch. 
She's fireproof too. 
The only way this could be more 80s metal is if there was a motorbike too.

Axewitch were Heavy Metal. Just Heavy Metal. 


Blackthorn - Gossamer Witchcraft (Russia 2009)

What nobody knew was that when they invited travellers in dinner, the glowing. nudist spiderwitches
really did want to have somebody round for a dinnerparty and a nice chat.
All the people running away screaming "Please don't eat me" were starting to hurt their feelings.

Up to this point all the bands have been quite cheerful. Time for something darker.
This all-female crew are Gothic Metal with operatic vocals over heavyduty riffing.

And to finish, another Russia band


Solreid - Цена открытий (Russia 2016)


Album cover beautiful witch.
Whatever that green crap is, good luck getting the smell out of your hair.
Oh wait.. magic!
Why muck about with aloe vera extracts and stuff when you can give yourself long raven tresses with a thought

Solreid are Symphonic Power Metal

I should really investigate some more Russianbands
I 'm sure I'm missing out on a lot of good stuff

That's all folks
Hopefully tomorrow Ill post the 7th and final part


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