Since I'm feeling a bit grumpy today, here's a short list of things that can get in the bin and then the bin can get set on fire.
1. WASPS
Wasps are bastards and exist for other reason than to spread fear and pain across the world.
2. SPROUTS
There is food I don't like and there is food that I detest to the point where it's practically a blood-feud.
Sprouts are top of that list. Fuck off sprouts. Fuck all the way off.
3. PEOPLE WHO DEFEND SPROUTS
There's always some little bollocks who decides to spout the old "Ah, you just need to cook them the right way..."
No. Fuck you, you sprout-loving traitor to humanity. You can cook potatoes in a hundred different ways and they're worth eating. Same with eggs. Same with bread. and cheese. If you have to be a frigging alchemist to make sprouts edible then it's not worth the effort.
Also, if you love sprouts then you are my enemy and I despise you.
4. THIS FRIGGING HEATWAVE
I don't like hot weather. I particularly don't like the part where I nip round to the shops and when I get home my t-shirt is wringing wet. When did the UK become a tropical country? Make it go away.
5. TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS
I don't have a picture for this one so you're going to have to bear with me.
As i understand it, this is the theory that if you let rich twats make as much money as they like, some of that money will "trickle-down" to us plebs.
Doesn't work. Ever.
Nah. what happens is that rich twats grab as much money as they can, hang on to it as much as possible and the only people that money "trickles down to" is politicians and other rich twats. So really more "trickles sideways" Wankers.
Well now I'm even grumpier and hotter than i was before so I'm going to get a cold drink and look at pictures of dogs.
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