The theme today is...young women indulging in things that are bad for them. Mostly alcohol and cigarettes because so far I haven't found any cover art depicting a gorgeous young lady about to tuck into a bargain bucket of KFC.
Not saying it isn't out there, just saying I haven't found it yet.
3 Wheeler Band - Smoke N Groove (Mexico 2014)
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She's holding a fag and a ginormous mug of beer and still manages to look classy.
I may be in love.
Checking out the band on Youtube reveals a bluesy rock outfit with bags of groove.
Honour to: 3 wheeler band official
Black Mariah - Done & Dusted (Austria 2013)
Oh. It's one of those parties.
The sort nobody ever talks about because if you can remember
what happened, you weren't doing it properly.
Black Mariah are down to earth Hard Rockers.Check them out.
Honour to: OfficialBlackMariah
Lover Under Cover -Into The Night (Sweden 2014)
A cover that just calls out for a husky, Film Noir voiceover.
"She stood on the balcony, cigarette in her hand, looking out over the city.
She was trouble and we both knew it, but as I contemplated those long, lovely gams,
I reckoned she was worth whatever bad things came my way.
I reckoned she was worth whatever bad things came my way.
"Johnny" she said, her voice like raw silk on my ears. "There's a bloke in the next block watching me with binoculars
and I don't know what he's doing with his other hand. Also, I'm bloody freezing."
The band are sleek Swedish AOR
And now, the first band on this list that actually counts as Heavy Metal
Absolute Steel - Womanizer (Norway 2005)
I know she's gorgeous and all but she's a crap barmaid. There's way too much froth on that beer.
This song seems appropriate - although the guitar duet is more tasteful than you'd expect from a song about booze.
Honour to: davebombdavebomb
And finally, a cover I rather like for some reason.
Sonic Pulse - Larger Than Life (USA 2012)
The star of some ...weird Hentai Anime Fantasy thing... kicks back with a cold brew or 12.
Just watch out when she decides to start jamming. Last time, she put an entire Wetherspoons in hospital.
Another appropriate song. Is" Alcohol Thrash" a genre?
Honour to: Sonic Pulse
Band homepage here: http://facebook.com/sonicpulse
That's all folks.
What's with those odd flesh pads atop the "Done & Dusted" chick's thighs? My vote for best booze-cigarettes-and-metal-girl cover goes to 3 Wheeler Band and Absolute Steel.
ReplyDeleteYes, they are a bit peculiar, aren't they?. Note the way she's got part of a tattoo on there.
DeleteShame because up to that point, it's a pretty cool pic.
Agree with you there, that's odd. She's my favorite though, but the one with the blue hair is also impressive.
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