Tuesday, 17 March 2015

Heavy Metal Cover Girls: Maidens Of The Spear

Hello and welcome to a slightly overdue collection of Metal/Rock/AOR album covers celebrating the beauty of the female form. 
Or, if you prefer,  where the band told the artist "Put a sexy girl on it"


 The theme today is: Warrior Women with spears. 

Hope you like them.
And remember to check out the music too. 

Clamfight - I Versus The Glacier (USA 2013)

album art viking women with spears
Blonde " Look yonder. The glacier awaits us. To arms and let us give battle
Redhead: "Are you sure about this whole 'fighting a glacier' thing. It seems a bit silly. And why are you talking like that?" 

Band homepage here: 

The Eagle

Virgin Steele - Age Of Consent (USA 1988)

snake with a face, warrior woman, metal album cover

Ah, the classic "looking thoughtful on a mountain top" pose.

Hang on.
I've just noticed that the snake has a freaking face
Oh dear gods, that's just wrong. 

Let It Roar


Moving hurriedly on, for the sake of my sanity...

Nubian Rose - Mental Revolution (Sweden 2014)

album cover African woman with spear
Frontwoman Sofia Lilja looking fierce and stuff.

Band homepage here
https://www.facebook.com/NubianRoseTheBand

Break Out


And now a band I have actually seen live

Cruachan - The Morrigan's Call (Ireland 2006)


album cover celtic woman warrior
The Morrigan was an old Celtic Goddess Of  Battle, Strife and generally being very scary.
Whether she was actually a naturist is open to debate.

The Brown Bull of Cooley



Sticking with terrifying Celtic Amazons. 

The Wolves Of Avalon - Boudica's Last Stand (UK 2014)

warrior queen in a chariot art

It seems appropriate for a British band to honour the legendary British warrior-queen .
They even used the proper spelling.

Homepage here:
https://www.facebook.com/thewolvesofavalon

Sadly I couldn't find the wonderfully titled "The Icknield Way Is Dripping with the Juice of Our Marrow-Bones" on Youtube
So here's "Famished Wolves Befogged With Blood" instead.




Seven Witches - Year Of The Witch (USA 2004)

Redhead with spear album art
She's looking a bit pensive, isn't she? 

Fires Below



And finally

Tyr - Valkyrja (Faroe Islands 2013)

To me this cover screams of despair.
More specifically, the moment a young woman decides that she's had 
enough of walking though fields littered with the bodies of young men.
And the uniform sucks too. 

Blood Of Heroes


Let me know what you thought of the album art and the music and if you have any themes
 you'd like me to do next time, stick something in the comments box. 
As long as it doesn't involve  naked men or  torture porn, I'll see what I can do.

That's all folks.

4 comments:

  1. Loved this, the art and music – very sassy indeed.

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    1. Appreciate your comment Nickey. I like introducing people to cool new things.

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  2. Big D, you really find the best covers (very artistic and colorful) and interesting music. These are certainly “maidens of the spear” alright! I always love your entertaining captions too.

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    1. Thanks Lil. Heavy Metal covers can be fun and artistic at the same time. I have many, many more to come.

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