Eurovision 2015 - And Who Britain Should Enter This Year.

 Once again the annual Guilty Pleasure that is the Eurovision Song Contest is bearing down upon us.

Now I will cheerfully admit to watching it religiously every year, although I do have to temporarily disable my musical filters. As any fan will tell you,  Eurovision exists in it's on bizarre bubble of cheesiness and naive sincerity and normal musical rules do not apply.

However as a proud Brit, I have been more than a little dismayed at how badly our entries have gone of late.

We've tried aging crooners 

We've tried aging Welshwomen

We've tried aging boybands

We've even tried new blood.

 And every single one of them ended up in the bottom end of the table, looking up at all manner of Eastern European oddness.  

Face it, the only reason we even qualify these days is because the BBC pays a small fortune for the privilege.

I think this year the UK should do something differently.

I think this year the UK should send these guys.

 The one, the only, the semilegendary...

Personally I think the 'Deth boys are supremely qualified.  And here's why.

They're good at writing short, but catchy songs. 

With only 3 minutes to play with, any Eurovision has to make an impact 

right away and then linger in the  Judges's heads afterwards.

Lawnmower Deth are quiet good at that. 

Try getting this song out of your head.  

Their lyrics deal with serious social issues. 

Eurovision loves bands with a message. 

How about a song about the harsh life of the modern working man? 

Lawnmower Deth songs transcend national boundaries.

I think no matter what your creed or colour you can relate to these lyrics.

 Lawnmower Deth are accomplished and entertaining as a live act.

Their lives shows are legendary and people from all over Europe flock to see them.

 See for yourselves. 

 If Lordi can win for Finland, why can't the Mower Liberation front win for the UK?

I honestly think these Nottingham lads would be in with a chance. 

And if all else fails, having a Lawnmower-themed Thrash Metal act would deliver an unmistakable message to the rest of Europe.

Vote Lawnmower Deth for Eurovison 2015.

Not only will they be great but it'll really piss off those continental twats. 

That's all folks.