That's my head talking. What my heart says when I have to sit through another painful Lilly Singh advert before I can watch some parkour fails is unprintable until somebody comes up with Black Speech keyboard. I also wonder who thinks that when I want to watch a new Metal video, what I'd really be interested in seeing first is 30 unskippable seconds of twee indie-pop.
Don't even get me started on adverts midway through a video. "What the fuck?" barely covers it.
Today, however... today marks the point at which Youtube ads cross over into whole new realms of fuckwittery. Because today is the day I decided to watch the trailer for upcoming disaster-fest Geostorm and had to sit through another trailer first.
A trailer for Geostorm.
That's right, my pretty marsupials. The bots that run Youtube decided I had to watch the exact same trailer that I was going to watch anyway, only without the option to skip.
The only way that could be any more up its own arse would be if the trailer stopped midway through so I could watch a trailer for Geostorm while a pop-up ad for Geostorm suddenly covered half the screen. I pray I am safely dead before things get that bad.
And Geostorm looks a bit stupid anyway.
That's all folks.
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